On the Lighter Side!

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.

Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”

Man: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air.”

Officer: “Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test.”

Man: “I can’t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death.”

Officer: “Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line.”

Man: “Can’t do that either.”

Officer: “Why not?”

Man: “Because I’m dead drunk.”

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